Foreign Lauren

[writer] [grown-up]
[melbourne]
@laurenhayward

bmklp:

Ferris Bueller’s Day Off (1986)

(via hermionejg)

ohyeselifresh:

my neck

my back

my pizza

and my snacks

(via hotboyproblems)

(Source: matt-t, via terrisauraus)

17yr:

woah calm down im just trying to date your dad

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suburban-auschwitz:

witnessthislegacy:

☹ ✝ SOFT GRUNGE ☹ ✝
☽ I wanna be adored ☽

RIP Barbie

jalexintheimpala:

god bless gordan ramsey 

(Source: yourmanwontdancebutiwill, via terrisauraus)

bmeeker:

"you should work on your photoshop skills" they said
"what did you say photoshop ron swanson’s mustache onto people" i said, wasting a whole ten minutes trying to find the stroke effect

bmeeker:

"you should work on your photoshop skills" they said

"what did you say photoshop ron swanson’s mustache onto people" i said, wasting a whole ten minutes trying to find the stroke effect

(via terrisauraus)

ooh-me-likey:

two years later and i still miss paul brittain on snl.

ooh-me-likey:

two years later and i still miss paul brittain on snl.

(via terrisauraus)

get-dressed-get-blessed:

WHEN U TRYNA TAKE A PILL AND IT TOUCHES YA TOUNGE AND U TASTE IT

image

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myynt:

i hate bugs that fly, jump, crawl, dougie, twerk, 2 step, all that shit

(Source: sav4gez, via hotboyproblems)

parkingintopeter:

do you want to hear a joke

the north american education system

(via pizza)